Dammit, Aaron...

Fine, I'll do it...


W O U L D Y O U R A T H E R . . .
1) Pierce your nose or tongue: Nose
2) Be serious or be funny: seriously hilarious
3) Drink whole or skim milk: whole

A R E Y O U . . .
4) Simple or complicated: simple
5) Flowers or angels: no freakin' idea - neither
6) Grey or gray: Tomato
7) Color or black-and-white photos: sepia 4 life
8) Sunrise or sunset: sunset
9) M&Ms or Skittles: skittles
10) Rap or rock: neither, how about "good"?
11) Staying up late or waking up early: late
12) TV or radio: radio
13) Apples or oranges: apples

A N S W E R T R U T H F U L L Y . . .
14) Do you have a crush: Yes, but don't tell my wife...
15) Who is it: LOL IT'S MY WIFE GOT U

D O Y O U P R E F E R . .
16) Being hot or cold: cold
17) Tall or short people: smart people
18) Sun or moon: sun
19) Emeralds or rubies: k
20) Left or right: left
21) Having ten acquaintances or one best friend?: one best friend
22) Sun or rain: rain
23) Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream: vanilla

M I S C E L L A N E O U S . . .
24) What are your biggest fears in the world: Losing my family
25) Kids or no kids: kids++
26) Cat or dog: pet rock
27) Half empty or half full: gone, after I consume it
28) Mustard or ketchup: mustard
29) Hardcover books or soft cover books: hardcover
30) Newspaper or magazine? magazine
31) Sandals or sneakers: sneakers
32) Wonder or amazement: amazement
33) Red car or white car: bike
34) Happy and poor or sad and rich: happy and poor (like everybody else who's filled this out)
35) Singing or dancing: either one, as long as nobody is watching me...

A B O U T Y O U . . .
36) What time is it: 2:35pm
37) Number of siblings: 1
38) Birthdate: August 27, 1978
39) Height: 6’ 2”
40) Eye color: Green/Brown
41) Hair color: brown
42) Piercing(s): Nips

W H A T D O Y O U W A N T . . .
44) How many kids do you want: a freakin' pantload

W H I C H I S B E T T E R . . .
45) Two doors or four (on a car): 4
46) Coffee or ice cream: coffee
47) Bridges or tunnels: bridges

F A V O R I T E S . . .
48) Color of socks: white
49) Food: Pizza - Beautiful, Beautiful Pizza
50) Non-alcoholic drink: Mountain Freakin' Dew
51) Alcoholic drink: beer or scotch

I A M . . .
52) Wearing: T-shirt, brown pants, black hat
53) Listening to: Coalesce

C U R R E N T S. . .
54) Hairstyle: Covered by aforementioned hat
55) Annoyance: SQL servers that decide to crap out
56) Smell: Nothing at all.
57) Show: Tell
58) Book: Practical Common Lisp
59) Refreshment: Coke from lunch several hours ago
60) Thought: "Man, I can't wait to get the hell out of here..."